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Vampires Suck

2010

Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Jenn Proske, Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Diedrich Bader ...

2.6

7,086

Comedy Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca's friends contend with their own romantic issues—all of which collide at the prom.

	Media	Author	Review
		Peter Hartlaub SFGATE	"The makers of "Epic Movie" and "Meet the Spartans" have a new film out, and it's probably their best work to date (...) the fact that "Vampires Suck" is a step above god-awful is something of a miracle"
		Adam Markovitz Entertainment Weekly	"Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (Disaster Movie) tackle the material with their usual scattershot aim, roping in references to everything from the Jonas Brothers to Jersey Shore for gags that barely even try for humor"
		Marc Savlov Austin Chronicle	You want vampiric satire with actual laughs? Try Mel Brooks' 'Dracula: Dead and Loving It'"
		Boston Globe	"Non-'Twilight' fans would be better off surfing YouTube."
		Andrew L. Urban Urbancinefile	"Despite its short running time, the film sags a bit in the final third, but the target audience will undoubtedly get a boost from experiencing the film as a crowd, cheering and jeering and choking on some of the gags"
		Nick Schager Time Out	"It's a sloppy, tossed-off collection of parodic gags of vampire flicks and gratuitous pop-cultural references (oh, there will be pointless Lady Gaga gags!)"
		Jen Chaney The Washington Post	"Vampires suck? That's a matter of opinion. But here's what inarguably, unequivocally does suck: Vampires Suck."
		James White Empire	"'Twilight' pastiche with all the wit you'd expect from the makers of 'Scary Movie'"

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