Baywatch

"A stupidly entertaining trash folly (...) [It] manages to repackage every aspect of the series except, perhaps, the reason it was popular in the first place." 

"Boobs, butts and pecs — you were expecting Shakespeare? (...) A big-screen reboot so lifeless and mechanical that even its end-credits out-takes are not amusing, Baywatch proves much less than the sum of its undeniably attractive body parts." 

"If you look beyond the dick jokes, 'Baywatch' is actually pretty fun (...) [It] won’t blow anything out of the water (...) but it will certainly make a splash." 

"Torn between being a hard-R comedy, a coming-of-age story or a straight-up reboot, this film fails at all three (...) The cast feels mostly adrift" 

"A limp big-screen update of the 90s TV show that doesn’t have the wit or stamina to stay afloat (...) I felt like I was drowning in a sea of boredom (…) Rating: ★ (out of 5)" 

"Tonally, 'Baywatch' veers all over the place like a drunk on a speedboat, making for one of the most lacklustre comedies of the year so far (…) Rating: ★ (out of 5)" 

"Brainless, broad, and a little bit crude, 'Baywatch' nevertheless succeeds by putting its tongue firmly in its cheek and charming its way through (…) Rating: ★★★ (out of 5)"