Drive Angry

"Admit it. You’re secretly itching to see Nic Cage at his bugfuck craziest driving angry in 3D and a hilarious wig while mangling dumb dialogue to the point of incomprehension. Thank you for that courtesy, Mr. Cage (...) Rating: ★½ (out of four)" 

"An exercise in deliberate vulgarity, gross excess, and the pornography of violence (...) The ambition of "Drive Angry 3D" is to make a grind house B movie so jaw-droppingly excessive that even Quentin Tarantino might send flowers (...) Rating: ★★ (out of four)" 

"Pure grindhouse, so committed to its own junkiness that it is, in its way, a pleasure to behold (...) Rating: ★★½ (out of five)" 

"A shambling, ponderous mess that aims to be a trashy cult classic and merely ends up in the trash - Fichtner aside. And, in the biggest disappointment of all, there's not even that much angry driving in it. (...) Rating: ★★ (out of five)"