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Shanghai Surprise

Adventure. Romance Year 1937. Glendon Wasey is a sleazy, down-on-his-luck con man struggling to sell glow-in-the-dark neckties in Shanghai. When he encounters the lovely Gloria Tatlock, a missionary nurse who wants to obtain a supply of opium to ease the suffering of her patients, he decides to help her get hold of a stolen supply of the valuable drug. The only problem is that a lot of other people want to secure the stolen opium as well—gangsters, ... [+]
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United StatesUnited States TV Guide "There's nothing to create outrage, and there's nothing to stimulate excitement, which is probably why there was no substantial interest" NEU
United StatesUnited States Entertainment Weekly "Some bad films become kitschy-cool with age, but Shanghai Surprise continues to rot" NEG
United StatesUnited States
AV Club
AV Club
"Limply, tardily trying to cash in on the success of the Indiana Jones movies."  NEG
United StatesUnited States
Miami Herald
Miami Herald
"The film was conceived and executed as a star vehicle. Wrong stars, wrong roles, not much happening here. And for George Harrison and his Handmade Films, the first big bust." NEG
United StatesUnited States
Chicago Tribune
Chicago Tribune
"The main problem here is less a lack of competence than a lack of conviction. No one involved in the film believes for a second in the story that's being told" NEU
United StatesUnited States
Chicago Tribune
Chicago Tribune
"A shockingly bad film because of its total misuse of two talented performers, Sean Penn and Madonna" NEG
United KingdomUnited Kingdom
Empire
Empire
"A hopelessly inane romantic comedy set in 1937 (...) Really, really bad." (...) Rating: ★ (out of 5)"  NEG
United StatesUnited States
The New York Times
The New York Times
"One of the few things this listless bore of a film makes clear is that Mr. Penn, ever since his hilarious performance as a stoned surfer in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, has been greatly overrated."  NEG
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Los Angeles Times
Los Angeles Times
"Even better than opium for avoiding pain is avoiding Shanghai Surprise itself, a movie of jaw-dropping, high-water mark dreadfulness."  NEG
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